I have been trying to impress a cute girl in my class. Since we are having our Valentine's Day party at school today, I figured that this is my best shot. Let me tell you, I worked feverishly on a masterpiece that is sure to win her heart...
What do you think? Will this Valentine's box woo my woman over?
-Charismatic Cody
Dear Charismatic:
Although it is clear that you have made a valiant attempt at expressing your love through your art, I am doubtful that this gesture will grasp the attention that you are seeking. Please take my advice: ditch the truck and get your girl some chocolate. I know if someone gave me chocolate, I would be their best friend forever....anyone have any chocolate for dear ol' Dakota???
1 comment:
Please tell Dear Dakota that she is looking so adorable these days. If anyone was qualified to give advice to Charasmatic Cody, it would be here. By the way, Cody's truck is just boss!
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