Sunday, August 24, 2008

Menacing Hoodlums Caught Monkeying Around

Police were called to a disturbance late Saturday afternoon in the 100 block of Fun Avenue, when a couple of crooks tried to steal a cake from a birthday party. Realizing they were about to be caught, the suspects fled, on foot, climbing the numerous inflatables that were on the premises. Jumping into action, the police officers took quick pursuit after the hoodlums, cornering them in the Pin Ball inflatable, causing them to ricochet off a couple of bumpers before plummeting to the bottom of the slide. Officers Sully Carlson, Cody Carlson, and Griffin Carlson, immediately apprehended the suspects. A witness to the mayhem reportedly heard one of the detainees say, "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" All three suspects will be arraigned in court on Monday morning.

Officer Sullivan Carlson takes a well-deserved break after apprehending the suspects.

Officer Cody Carlson lets the crooks know who is #1

*After close investigation of the above photo, Carlson Times can verify that Officer Cody is not making an offensive gesture with a certain finger, but is, in fact, giving the #1 sign.

Officer Griffin leaves the scene on his trusty seal.

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