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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Dear Dakota...

Dear Dakota:

I have been struggling to find a way to make my lips look as scrumptious as yours. Can you give me any tips?

-Lopsided Lips

Dear Lopsided:

My only suggestion to you, aside from a few collagen injections, would be to pucker up. Nothing plumps up the lips like a little lip-smacking exercise. I mean, who can resist lips like these?
Posted by The Carlson Clan at 4:50 PM

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