Sunday, June 29, 2008

Dear Dakota...



Dear Dakota,
I have noticed that my skin has been a bit on the rough side lately. Do you have any advice on how I can get back that soft, smooth, baby skin that I once had?

-Relentlessly Rough


Dear Rough,

Scaly skin is tough to handle. Don't be fooled by all of the so-called remedies they sell at the stores. My advice is to exfoliate with sand. If you don't have access to a beach, any old sandbox will do. After about a week of daily treatments, you should start seeing some results- I know I did!

1 comment:

anne said...

That bikini is hilarious!