Thursday, May 29, 2008

Tooth Mysteriously Disappears


Sully Carlson has issued an All Point's Bulletin for the following:

Missing: Tooth
Last Seen: Hanging from one root
Height: 0.25 inches
Weight: 0.05 ounces
Date Missing: May 29, 2008
Time: 2:40am EST

At approximately 2:40am EST Sully announced to his mother that his front, top, left tooth was no longer dangling from one root in his mouth. After a detailed search of his bed and surrounding areas, it was determined that either the tooth had been kidnapped by a jealous sibling who wanted to cash in on Tooth Fairy funds, or the tooth had been swallowed. A generous reward will be offered for information leading to the safe return of the tooth.

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